he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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