booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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