I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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