did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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