were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
