just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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