You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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