i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
