I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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