can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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