So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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