dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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