I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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