Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
my sisters under your porch take her home
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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