You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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