It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He is an equal opportunity slut.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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