Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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