Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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