if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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