I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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