I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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