Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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