we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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