i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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