My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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