I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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