So drunk its hurt
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Apparently you make a good broom.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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