I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My bed smells like the plague
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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