This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize