Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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