So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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