I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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