Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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