is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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