My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
is wine microwaveable?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
