If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My feet surprised me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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