i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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