ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
