? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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