we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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