Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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