Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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