Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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