you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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