why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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