Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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