ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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