He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
