he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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