I showed him my bush... on skype.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Enjoy the penises
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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