She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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