I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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