somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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